hyatt regency cincinnati
room 1811 (april 2024)
room 1811 (april 2024)
middle of the road in the land of chili with spaghetti...
Room 1811 at the Hyatt Regency Cincinnati isn’t terrible, but it’s unlikely to inspire repeat visits. With a stayIQ of 62%, it’s a textbook definition of "meh." If you’re looking for a place to sleep, charge your devices, and move on without any drama, it gets the job done. But if you’re after a memorable experience? You might want to keep looking.
Snooze, But Don't Lose: The Bed Experience
Room 1811 offers a bed setup that’s perfectly, resolutely average. With linens and a mattress clocking in at 60%, you won’t be drifting off in luxury, but the pillows’ surprising 80% score suggests at least your head will rest in relative comfort. A solid 67% overall rating for the bed experience means it’s good enough for sleep, though you may wake up wondering if a tad more plushness would’ve made all the difference.
Functional, Not Fantastic: The Room
With a 63% score overall, the room feels like a middle school overachiever who’s fallen into a slump. The workspace (80%) impresses for the traveling professional, but things go downhill from there. Room cleanliness, layout, view, and style all hit a straight 60%, giving off "just okay" vibes. Add in noise levels (40%), and you’ve got a space that’s more functional than fantastic. The outlets’ 80% rating saves the day, so your devices will fare better than your patience.
The Bath: A Lukewarm Affair
Room 1811’s bathroom earns a 64% rating—better than the rest of the room but not by much. Cleanliness, water pressure, and water temperature all sit comfortably at 60%, offering a serviceable experience. Towels make an uninspiring but functional appearance at the same score, so you’ll dry off adequately, even if not luxuriously.
Hotel Hiccups: The Bigger Picture
The overall hotel score of 55% suggests that the Hyatt Regency Cincinnati doesn’t quite live up to its lofty name. A lobby score of 40% sets a lukewarm tone for your arrival, while amenities (80%) emerge as the surprising star of the show. The fitness center (40%) could use a serious workout itself, and the bar/restaurant and location scores of 60% hint at mediocrity rather than memorability. Service and style round it out at 60% each, offering no particularly dazzling moments to speak of.