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Historic Charm, Modern Misses: A Stay at The Exchange

The Bed: Where Dreams Mostly Happened

Let’s start with the good news—the bed isn’t a disaster. The linens and mattress both clock in at a respectable 80%, suggesting that sleep wasn’t a total gamble. The pillows, however, were the weak link in the snooze chain, coming in at a squishy 60%. Think of it as a bed that makes a strong first impression, but forgets your name the next morning.

The Room: Style Over Substance (and Workspace)

The room scores tell the story of style trying to carry the load, and sadly, tripping over its own throw pillows. With layout at a wobbly 40% and room cleanliness lagging at 60%, it feels more like a showroom that someone forgot to tidy up. The biggest offense? A glaring absence of a workspace—workspace scored a tragic 20%, likely because the room simply doesn’t have one. It’s the kind of place where you could think about working... and then just go get a coffee instead.

The Bath: Decent Pressure, Mediocre Polish

The bathroom is competent, if not thrilling. Water pressure and temperature both hum along at a warm 80%, so your shower won’t be a mood killer. But cleanliness, towels, and overall vibe sit in the 60% range, which is less “spa retreat” and more “someone tried.” It gets the job done—just don’t expect any inspiration while brushing your teeth.

The Hotel: A Polished Shell with Faded Shine

The hotel itself has a touch of class, with an 80% rating for both lobby charm and Wi-Fi strength—a modern miracle in any historic property. But the rest of the experience stumbles: service and business amenities hover at 60%, and the restaurant and fitness center match that mediocrity. It’s the kind of place that dazzles as you enter, then gives you that “oh... that’s it?” look as you settle in.